The Craziness of Diego Maradona, part 4526

Rumour has it that Ariel Garce was called up for the World Cup because coach Diego Maradona had a dream that Argentina won the tournament, and Garce was the only player he could remember. Anyone that Maradona witlessly picks ahead of  Javier Zanetti should be banned from the World Cup, especially when the selection is based on Dieguito’s hallucinations.  I once dreamt that George Bush stole my cheese toasties, but you don’t see me flying over to the States to thump him do you…....Actually, that's not the worst idea I've ever had.