10. Forcing an anteater to eat an omelette.
9. Being really damn angry on a carousel.
8. Talking to your cat whilst on the toilet.
7. Frowning at a baby koala for 12 straight hours.
6. Jamie Redknapp
5. Sitting on a table and eating from a chair.
4. Strapping rollerblades to a python.
3. Mowing the lawn naked apart from a pair of sunglasses.
2. Getting a shopping trolley where all 4 wheels go in the same direction at the same time.
1. Finding a Kinder Surprise with nothing inside