Stuff that pops into my head. Innit.

Friday, 4 June 2010

10 things that can cause the universe to explode

10. Forcing an anteater to eat an omelette.
9.   Being really damn angry on a carousel.
8.   Talking to your cat whilst on the toilet.
7.   Frowning at a baby koala for 12 straight hours.
6.   Jamie Redknapp
5.   Sitting on a table and eating from a chair.
4.   Strapping rollerblades to a python.
3.   Mowing the lawn naked apart from a pair of sunglasses.
2.   Getting a shopping trolley where all 4 wheels go in the same direction at the same time.
1.   Finding a Kinder Surprise with nothing inside

3 comments:

Amber said...

Hey....a Kinder surprise....are those the hollow eggs you can get in Germany? We call them Kinder Eggs.....

Oh, and I talk to my cat while on the toilet all the time......but I be tyou didn't want to know that.

Sorry.

fizzee rascal said...

Yeah, Same things.

Thanks for that. :0

Mrs Midnite said...

Should the universe explode I will blame Amber.