Pink

She looks like a man, she can't sing. her music is awful, she looks like a man, her dress sense is shocking, her hair is.....unusual, she looks like a man and she just generally annoying. I actually know a guy who quite fancies her (him?) (it?), but he's always been a bit special anyway. Have I mentioned that she looks like a man?

Here's Pink yesterday, after being told she looked like a man