The Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol

Yes, really. I could go on about its shiny plastic body, the feel of the trigger, or its shots per second, but none of that matters. What matters is that the Marshmallow Mforcer ($40) is a pump-action semi-automatic pistol that shoots mini marshmallows, storing up to 15 at a time for full-on co-worker assaults. What d'you mean stop eating all the ammo?