Global warming........ooh, terrible.....Climate change.....the ice caps are melting you know......the polar bears won't have anywhere to go soon.
So, as I sit here trying to increase my carbon footprint (don't ask!) I'm looking out the window and what can I see? Snow. Lots and lots of snow-a veritable blizzard. I can't see the hill less than a mile away it's so bad and it's barely been above freezing since, well, I don't know when actually...last year sometime I guess......Polar bears?I have a solution. Bring them here. It's cold, there'll be plenty to eat...Sure, a few deaths might occur-but at least we'll be saving the bears, after all, they're the important things, right?