I caught about 10 minutes (if that) of this last night, I knew it was going to be terrible -it always is- (hey, I remember Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presenting) but I came in at the part wher they were giving the gong for best British band, and Kasabian won. Hang on I thought, they're quite good-Are you sure you've done this right? But no, they really had won. Great.
Then Peter Kay wobbles on and he is the unfunniest cunt in the Western Hemisphere-yes including Lee Evans-How did this guy get a gig as a comedian? Funnier stuff has come out of my arse.