Stuff that pops into my head. Innit.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Short thoughts

You know when you're in the cinema and someone near you is noisily munching their way through what seems to be a titanic sized vat of popcorn? It annoys the crap out of me frankly, but I doubt I'd shoot someone for being a bit loud during a film. What am I talking about? Well, that's exactly what happened during a screening of Black Swan in the Latvian capital Riga, last week. Riga police confirmed that a 27 year old man had shot a 42 year old man at the city's Cineplex, and that the argument began over how loudly he was eating his popcorn. The moral of this story? Don't annoy Latvians.

A Latvian, yesterday. Scary.

Here's a question. Do you take a sword to work with you? No? How about a bazooka? I thought not. I mean, there are some jobs where you might take a weapon to work - Ninja, Yakuza, train robber, Game Keeper - but not that many, and certainly not footballer. So why then, I've been wondering , did Ashley Cole take an air rifle to Chelsea's training ground with him and then promptly shoot a work experience kid with it, albeit accidently. Because he's a fucking moron, that's why. Case closed.

Finally and sadly, Jane Russell has died aged 89. Most famous for starring in westerns and with Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, she was one of the most beautiful of the Hollywood leading ladies in the post war era.


Amber said...

Hey, if someone is eating popsorn too loud while I am intensely watched the over the top gorgeous Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman "getting it on", then I might have shot the dude too. I mean, a good lesbian scene is no place for distraction.

Okay, okay.....I would have shot the guy a "look"...but whatever.

fizzee rascal said...

I didn't realise that scene was in the movie. Shooting somehow seems more appropriate now.

Kimberly Marie said...

I was sad about Jane as well. Boy was she gorgeous back in the day!

fizzee rascal said...

KM -she sure was. Nice to see you here too.

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fizzee rascal said...

Thanks Andrea.