A load of classically trained musicians performing Beethoven, Mozart, Liszt and the like on the veggies that go on your dinner plate. And then, at the end of the performance they give you soup made from the unused veg they have left over. Astonishing.
Playing with your food
2. Have you ever seen a Staffie do an impression of Mother Theresa? I have.
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Mother Theresa
3. Have you ever been eating popcorn and thought, "Hang on, that looks a bit like Buddha. What would I do to my karmic well-being if I ate buddha? I'd better keep it."
No? I have.
4. My allergy to ordinary processed salt. I'm the only person I've ever heard of with this, and it makes me feel like I'm drunk - and that's no fun when you haven't had any booze. I'm mentioning this because I was at my mother in laws yesterday and she used the devils' dandruff to season our food. I know this because I felt a bit funny last night and this morning I felt like this:
So, is there anything you guys find too weird for words?
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The whole situation of the packaging that garbage bags come in. They're a small plastic bag that hold a whole roll of garbage bags, but as soon as you open it and unroll the garbage bags, that bag goes into the first bag you put in the bin... Even though that packaging once held ALL the garbage bags, it is now contained in only 1/100th of what it just held!
I dunno, it just weirds me out.
I'm not crazy, I swear!
I honestly have never heard of the salt allergy before, Fizzee. I once knew a kid who was allergic to plastic, but that is more avoidable than processed foods. :-P
-French Bean
Nate, try the decaf mate! :)
FB: Allergic to plastic? that's a strange one.
Haha!! Lok the pictures!! I look like that kid in the morning every morning, and I am not allergict o anything......except peaches.
And that shit sucks because I love me some damn peaches. Only became allergic to them about 5 years ago - weird, huh? Can't eat them because my mouth swells up, my throat closes and my gums bleed.
Sick.
Peaches? Wow, that'd suck, they're just about my favourite thing in the world.
love the comedian commentary. You have a good sense of humor.
Miss Bobo, why thank you. It's nice to see you here.
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