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Thursday, 28 April 2011

Wedding? You should have publicised it more.

Apparently, there's some sort of Royal wedding malarkey -don't you just love that word?- taking place quite soon. Strangely, it's hardly been mentioned on the news, in the papers on the web, anywhere at all really. Because of the remarkably low profile being taken by the UK -and I'm sure every other country in the entire world- I thought that you might have been missing out on some of the frankly wonderful collectibles and assorted shit,  sorry, memorabilia that is available to the discerning simpleton consumer.

How about a nice commemorative mug? With the wrong Prince on it.






A tasteful crockery set, with what appears to be a mini FA Cup in it?





Anyone feeling hungry? Have a Royal Wedding Pizza



 Or perhaps best of all, and possibly the most fitting piece of tat I've found -I give you Royal Wedding Tea Bags. Brilliant.


But despite all this........erm........stuff, most peoples attitudes to the wedding and indeed the Royal family in general are best summed up by this plate. Oh well, no knighthood for me.

5 comments:

Wissy said...

Great post Fizzee! Love the mug with the wrong prince...Classic! Made in China? Have a great day off. I expect you will be glued to the telly like me.....not!

fizzee rascal said...

Thanks mate. Yeah, I might find something else to do.

Tom Millson said...

Thankfully my aunt is having her 40th tomorrow so I'll be down on the coast to see her. I heard there are towns competing to hold the most number of street parties. I can only assume those streets are filled with mental care homes.

Big a said...

oh the pizza ... really ... it's a bit much eh?

French Bean & Coffee Bean said...

Hm. The pictures on the first mug display, oddly enough, a Prince Harry-looking guy.

And the pizza was way over-the-top. :-P

-Barb