Wow. Must be something big then, eh? I wonder what it could be, revealing shots of George Lucas dressed as a nazi whipping a Filippino boy? A secretly taped conversation with Angelina Jolie who reveals that she used to be a man?
Apparently a Hollywood star wanted to have sex with her. So, a presumably older, wealthy man wanted to bone an attractive younger woman. Wow, what a revelation, I bet that's never happened before.
"Desperate for publicity to revive my flagging career? How dare you"
Didier Drogba has had the new stadium of Paris club Levallois SC named after him. "This is a great honour for me," he said from the Falls On His Arse With No-one Near Him Arena
"I can fly, I can really fly"
Photographer Johan Rosenmunthe has produced a series of stills which combine the world of animals with a sense of urban decay. Empty cities are host not to humans, but exotic wildlife from giraffes to apes and otherwise. The Isle of Human is a stunning set of imagery, a collection that inspires a sense of wonder about what would become of the world after man is no more
And finally, in the early hours of tomorrow morning UK time, my beloved St George are in the Nrl grand final against the Sydney Roosters, and with a bit of luck and a fair wind, we might just aabout sneak a victory.
"I don't always look this miserable, honest"