Stuff that pops into my head. Innit.

Friday, 19 November 2010

Short thoughts

First up, Jedward.
Now I realise this may not be the best news you've had all week, but bear with me. I was blissfully unaware of these two cretins until a short while ago when I saw them murdering "Ice-Ice Baby" (Yes, that is possible) and as I don't watch reality TV, I thought that would be my thankfully brief journey to planet Jedward at an end.
Alas friends, I was mistaken. Nintendo have employed the pair of strangely coiffed belters in their christmas advertising campaign.
Get ready to cry. To be honest, I'm still not entirely convinced there's 2 of them - I think it might all be done with mirrors.





Cat vs alligators. Guess what happens here. Yes, that's right.
The feline fighter fends off the gator with a jab Manny Pacquiao would be proud of, so the gator goes and gets it's mate. The cat then proceeds tyo see both gators off the premises. Ace.





Finally today, a music video. I think you'd better get used to this, because in my opinion it's going to be huge very soon.
The world needs more women in school uniform swinging baseball bats.


5 comments:

Tom Millson said...

You've been having a lot of short thoughts lately.

I don't really understand why Jedward seem to be talking in American accents... I still can't understand them.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. Or in this case... the cat."

Get that woman to the next Edinburgh Festival.

fizzee rascal said...

I do don't I. Normal posting will resume shortly though.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking, and where you took the material for this article? Really out of my head?

Anonymous said...

And you will be cured (with) Soviet netlenka

fizzee rascal said...

What?